Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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That's one way to make it *look* bigger 😂
That's one way to make it *look* bigger ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
Me after calling off on Monday: ๐Ÿš
11 months ago
28
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
11 months ago
22
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
17
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do 😱
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
28
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? 😂
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
24
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
17
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
11 months ago
18
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
11 months ago
30
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
46
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. 😭
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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