Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
11 months ago
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Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* 😂
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
11 months ago
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When you take political commentary to the EXTREME 🤣 This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME ๐Ÿคฃ This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
11 months ago
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She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
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Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
11 months ago
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When you are the only one at the party with an invitation 😂
When you are the only one at the party with an invitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ๐Ÿค” So, what's the difference again? ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
11 months ago
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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
26
That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
24
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom 😂
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
29
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media 🤔
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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