Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
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Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym 💀
Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius 😂
Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
1 year ago
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I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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