When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
4 months ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
4 months ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
4 months ago
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
4 months ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
4 months ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Dogs vs Cats: a love story ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
4 months ago
When Firefox meets a literal Windows problem ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago