Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
6 months ago
Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds 😂
6 months ago
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
6 months ago
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
6 months ago
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
6 months ago
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
6 months ago
When you order a large coke in America 😂
6 months ago
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
6 months ago
Just another day in the Mystery Machine 💨😂 #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
6 months ago
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
6 months ago
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
6 months ago
He upgraded from nagging to never aging. 😂
6 months ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
6 months ago
When you love Twilight a little too much 😂
6 months ago
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters 😂
6 months ago