When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
1 year ago
133
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
211
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
1 year ago
185
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
191
When you’re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height 😭
When youโ€™re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
211
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
109
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
1 year ago
117
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat 😂
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport 😂
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
228
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
130
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196