Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
3 days ago
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
3 days ago
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
3 days ago
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
3 days ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
3 days ago
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge 😂
3 days ago
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
3 days ago
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. 😂
3 days ago
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
3 days ago
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment 😂 #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
3 days ago
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. 🩸🥶
3 days ago
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
3 days ago
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
3 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls 😂
3 days ago
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
3 days ago