When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
118
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life 🤔😂
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
157
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
210
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
190
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
198
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
215
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
Is your man this cheesy? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
186