When you ask an AI to generate a realistic human portrait ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
129
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
1 year ago
153
When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
When politeness meets paranoia ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
1 year ago
99
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
88
Me accepting all my problems at once🐔
Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
87
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes.  Now, where's my cartridge? 😂
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes. Now, where's my cartridge? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂.  Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
142
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
159
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* 😂😂
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
1 year ago
127
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
128
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
122
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
126