CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
9 months ago
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
9 months ago
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
This children's book is lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
9 months ago
Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: ๐Ÿ‘…
9 months ago
Me trying to convince my boyfriend to play Metroid Prime with me ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
Me when my opponent asks for a rematch after I 3-stocked them
9 months ago