Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
130
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level 😂
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
82
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. 😂
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
1 year ago
128
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works 😂
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. 😂
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? ♻️😂 #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
1 year ago
140
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally👠
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐Ÿ‘ 
1 year ago
131
When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
1 year ago
133
POV: Your uncle is picking you up from school
POV: Your uncle is picking you up from school
1 year ago
137
When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' 😭😂 #firstworldproblems
When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #firstworldproblems
1 year ago
70
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔪
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
141
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. 😂
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Linux is superior to Windows for video editing 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Linux is superior to Windows for video editing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141