When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
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Getting ready for a press conference be like ๐Ÿง€
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Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
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Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends. ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ตโœจ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
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When they read you your Miranda rights but you got some juicy gossip you just HAVE to share. ๐Ÿคซ
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When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
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Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!! Joe: I was President?
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