My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
1 day ago
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
1 day ago
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
1 day ago
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
1 day ago
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
7 days ago
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
8 days ago
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
8 days ago
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
8 days ago
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
8 days ago
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
8 days ago
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
9 days ago
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
11 days ago
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
11 days ago
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
11 days ago
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
12 days ago