Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
27 days ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
27 days ago
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela 😂. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage 🤣
27 days ago
That freshly washed car look 🚗✨...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom 💩
27 days ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
27 days ago
The Beatles and Yoda agree, all you need is love. 🥰
27 days ago
When you accidentally drop your Fanta into the ocean 😂
27 days ago
Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. 😂 #nailedit #wildlifeart
27 days ago
Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation 😂
27 days ago
"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
27 days ago
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? 🚽🤔
27 days ago
When life gives you lemons? Irrelevant. Get in the banana! 🍌🚗💨
27 days ago
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
27 days ago
From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" 😂. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
28 days ago
When you and your homies decide to carpool and save on gas 🤡🚗💨
28 days ago