Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. 💀🎂
3 months ago
When your product's bug becomes its best feature. Genius marketing! 💡📈
3 months ago
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out 😭
3 months ago
Some people use AI for therapy, developers use it to build an entire company overnight. Back to the code mines! ⛏️🤖
3 months ago
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... 😬
3 months ago
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
3 months ago
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
3 months ago
When you look good on the outside but your soul is still running on villain mode. 😈✨
3 months ago
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! 😂
3 months ago
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. 🤯
3 months ago
When you try to post 'relationship goals' but your reflection exposes your 'single goals' instead. 😂🕵️‍♀️
3 months ago
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. 🌪️😂
3 months ago
Passenger safety is our number one priority. Sort of. 😂🏍️
3 months ago
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
3 months ago
The Harry Potter sequel we never knew we needed. 😂🪄
3 months ago