When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
140
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
213
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. 😭
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
112
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
1 year ago
214
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* 😂
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
1 year ago
109
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME 🤣 This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME ๐Ÿคฃ This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
1 year ago
116
She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
97
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
102