Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
20
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always 😂
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
32
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
22
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
15
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
When you're passionate about potholes 🚧 but also really flexible 🤸‍♀️
When you're passionate about potholes ๐Ÿšง but also really flexible ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
11 months ago
37
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
22
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
22
I didn't see that coming 😂.  Worst therapy session ever.
I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
11 months ago
28
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
11 months ago
29
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
11 months ago
26
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
11 months ago
28
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
11 months ago
39