Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
4 months ago
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
4 months ago
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
4 months ago
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
4 months ago
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
4 months ago
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain ๐Ÿ˜น
4 months ago
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
4 months ago
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": ๐Ÿ˜ก
4 months ago
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
4 months ago
When the image verification for a free MMORPG forum asks you to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
4 months ago
Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago