Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
207
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
1 year ago
114
French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
182
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elements… plus one other crucial element.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elementsโ€ฆ plus one other crucial element.
1 year ago
132
When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist 🎧
When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist ๐ŸŽง
1 year ago
200
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
1 year ago
197
When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
1 year ago
197
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
1 year ago
106
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
190
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
184
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes 😂
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
I can't believe it's not irony! 😂
I can't believe it's not irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics 😂
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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