Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors 😂
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
1 year ago
273
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale 🌿😂
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM 😂
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free 💅 #RichPeopleProblems
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐Ÿ’… #RichPeopleProblems
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: 🌨️❄️
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
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Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
1 year ago
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Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity.  Her: So? 😂
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
154
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. ✨⛩️
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. โœจโ›ฉ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Putin and Chavez discussing the subtle differences between Americans and fermented dairy products 😂
Putin and Chavez discussing the subtle differences between Americans and fermented dairy products ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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