I didn't see that coming 😂.  Worst therapy session ever.
I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
1 year ago
218
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
195
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
1 year ago
178
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
1 year ago
195
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 year ago
233
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
234
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
1 year ago
178
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
146
Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
1 year ago
214
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
1 year ago
131
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
177
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
98
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". 😂
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113