Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
4 months ago
Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐Ÿ‘
4 months ago
When you want everyone to know ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
4 months ago
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
4 months ago
Me trying to squeeze past people on public transport after Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
4 months ago
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
4 months ago