Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
191
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
1 year ago
216
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
When the Care Bears get a little too careless ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
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The first man to milk a cow: 🤔 So anyway, I started squeezing...
The first man to milk a cow: ๐Ÿค” So anyway, I started squeezing...
1 year ago
216
They said he'd never get a girlfriend 😂. Look at him now
They said he'd never get a girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚. Look at him now
1 year ago
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When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween 🤖🐙
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
1 year ago
116
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals 😂
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.💀
When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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