When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
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You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
5 months ago
38
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. ๐Ÿ›ถ
5 months ago
30
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
30
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. ๐ŸคŒ
5 months ago
23
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
5 months ago
39
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
5 months ago
25
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
5 months ago
39
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. 😂
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
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Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
22
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
5 months ago
34
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
5 months ago
32
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
5 months ago
21
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
5 months ago
21
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. ๐Ÿ’‰
5 months ago
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