Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
3 days ago
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
3 days ago
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
3 days ago
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. 😂"
3 days ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
3 days ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
3 days ago
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
3 days ago
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. 😈
3 days ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
3 days ago
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
3 days ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
3 days ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
3 days ago
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
3 days ago
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
3 days ago
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
3 days ago