They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
4 months ago
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
4 months ago
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
4 months ago
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
4 months ago
When you have big dreams but your dad had... other plans 🐐
4 months ago
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
4 months ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
4 months ago
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. 🙄
4 months ago
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? 😂
4 months ago
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
4 months ago
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
4 months ago
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. 😭
4 months ago
The betrayal is electric. ⚡️💔
4 months ago
Who needs therapy when you have boobs? 🤷‍♂️
4 months ago
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. 🍌
4 months ago