The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. ๐Ÿคซ
5 months ago
72
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
5 months ago
59
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
5 months ago
107
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
95
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
98
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. 🚂💨
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ
5 months ago
66
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
5 months ago
106
This kid is playing 4D chess while we're all playing checkers. He found the ultimate loophole to enjoy his snacks and his tablet. 😂
This kid is playing 4D chess while we're all playing checkers. He found the ultimate loophole to enjoy his snacks and his tablet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
101
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
5 months ago
94
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. 😳
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
6 months ago
93
This absolute legend gave the lockdown police a run for their money. The best catch of the day wasn't a fish. 😂🎣
This absolute legend gave the lockdown police a run for their money. The best catch of the day wasn't a fish. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฃ
6 months ago
59
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
72
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... 😬
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
102
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. 💸
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. ๐Ÿ’ธ
6 months ago
65
The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. 😂
The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
103