When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
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So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
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When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
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God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your pre-workout is a little differentโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ช
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When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
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Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช
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When you lose an argument on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
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When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
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Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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