Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
My pony's been acting a little... different lately. Neigh sayers gonna neigh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
4 months ago
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
When you accidentally delete your 1000-page essay the night before it's due and your professor says no late submissions accepted ๐Ÿ˜ญ FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
4 months ago
It's just a prank bro!
4 months ago
Jesus: "Stop! Hammer time!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you become a grandparent before you're old enough to rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚ #YoungParents #FamilyLife
4 months ago
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
4 months ago
Me and the boys recreating iconic movie scenes for our film class project
4 months ago