Me when I win a new computer and it's an Apple product. ๐Ÿ˜ 
4 months ago
When your expectations of Africa vs. America get flipped upside down! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐Ÿฅด
4 months ago
American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it. Let me explain why..." European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
4 months ago
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
4 months ago
When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
4 months ago
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
4 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
4 months ago
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago