Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
174
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before it’s too late 😂🙏
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
206
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen 😭😂
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
112
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus 😂.  At least it wasn't taken, right? 😏
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
198
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
120
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
190
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
1 year ago
188
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
203
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems 😂 #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
1 year ago
204
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
1 year ago
232
When you accidentally step on a sleeping friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
1 year ago
126