When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
197
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
1 year ago
188
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie 🌈🦄
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„
1 year ago
197
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
127
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
118
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
200
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
When you are so excited after the touchdown but forget there is a wall behind you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
168
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121