Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
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Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 year ago
145
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection 😂
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
83
Modern FPS games be like: walk 5 feet, watch cutscene. Repeat.
Modern FPS games be like: walk 5 feet, watch cutscene. Repeat.
1 year ago
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Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. 🤯
Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." 
Joker: "Knock knock..."
Batman: "Come in." 😂
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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