Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 😂
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
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Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online 😂
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Build your own pocket-sized Führer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
1 year ago
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When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face 😂
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
1 year ago
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America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?🦇
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
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When you try your best but you don't succee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes 😂
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. 😂
This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: 🤝
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
1 year ago
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When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills 😂
When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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