When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
28 days ago
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts 😂. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? 🗺
28 days ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
28 days ago
Greece toll payment options: 1. E-Pass 2. Smart Pass 3. Other means of payment 😂
28 days ago
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
28 days ago
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
28 days ago
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
29 days ago
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
29 days ago
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
29 days ago
Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous 😎
29 days ago
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
29 days ago
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
29 days ago
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
29 days ago
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
29 days ago
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
29 days ago