When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
3 days ago
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
3 days ago
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
3 days ago
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
3 days ago
🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
3 days ago
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
3 days ago
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔 #2A #SelfDefense
3 days ago
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
3 days ago
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️. Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂 Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
3 days ago
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
3 days ago
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
3 days ago
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA 🧓👴
3 days ago
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
3 days ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
3 days ago
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
3 days ago