She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
124
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
201
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
5 months ago
200
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
6 months ago
201
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
6 months ago
191
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
252
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
172
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. 🚗👀
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘€
6 months ago
167
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
6 months ago
224
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
241
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. 🤯 He's not wrong though.
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. ๐Ÿคฏ He's not wrong though.
6 months ago
204
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
250
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
6 months ago
159
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. 😤
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. ๐Ÿ˜ค
6 months ago
219
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
6 months ago
183