Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
273
Me trying to understand my Biology homework
1 year ago
161
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
255
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
168
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
1 year ago
152
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!"  Sir, this is a Wendy's.
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 year ago
265
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
1 year ago
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When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
When your group chat gets a little too dark ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ฅ Even the cat's like 'Meow?' ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
264
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
1 year ago
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PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?"
☕️💅
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
263
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
1 year ago
264
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you 🐶
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
155
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" 😂
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
272
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week 🦖
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
285