Me trying to fit my entire schedule into one weekend 😂
4 months ago
When you order a fighter jet online and it arrives partially assembled.
4 months ago
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
4 months ago
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? 🤔
4 months ago
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
4 months ago
Scientists have finally discovered the solution to defying gravity 🐱🍞🤯 #antigravitycat #toast
4 months ago
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless 😂
4 months ago
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? 🤔 Is it pure Italian magic? 🇮🇹
4 months ago
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' 😂
4 months ago
When you're so emo, even your hair has commitment issues.
4 months ago
When the biology test says to sketch a human body and label the glands 😂
4 months ago
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power 😂
4 months ago
When you think IQ has never been lower and then you see the 'religion importance' chart. 📉
4 months ago
When you're just doing your job, but everyone thinks you're the bad guy 😂🐢 #JustKoopaThings
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