The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
5 months ago
When the doctor's diagnosis is based on extensive personal research. 👀👨‍🔬
5 months ago
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
5 months ago
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. 😏
5 months ago
This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
5 months ago
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
5 months ago
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
5 months ago
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
5 months ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
5 months ago
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
5 months ago
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
5 months ago
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
5 months ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
5 months ago
My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
5 months ago
My 'happy little clouds' always looked more like angry little potatoes. 🥔😂
5 months ago