When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 days ago
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
4 days ago
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
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Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
4 days ago
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
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Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
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Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
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Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
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POV: When you and your squad finally coordinate after 1000 tries ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฃ
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My face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
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