Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. ๐Ÿ˜กโ˜•๏ธ
10 months ago
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
10 months ago
POV: You just shoplifted snacks from the store ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
When your little fella wants to go out but she doesn't ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ 
10 months ago
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming. Priorities, people! ๐ŸŽฎ
10 months ago
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
10 months ago
Me trying to find love in this world. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
POV: You are walking down the street and you see this.
10 months ago
Me trying to figure out how to draw the female form. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago