When you're struck by lightning right next to a 'Danger: High Voltage' sign. It's like the universe has a dark sense of humor 😂
When you're struck by lightning right next to a 'Danger: High Voltage' sign. It's like the universe has a dark sense of humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 year ago
195
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
1 year ago
211
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only 😭
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
189
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. 😬 #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
1 year ago
193
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash 😂
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
191
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
1 year ago
185
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" 😬
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
107
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
212
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high 😂
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
208
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
194
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 year ago
185
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": 😡
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
228
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper 🗞️🚢🥶
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
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