When you accidentally stretch your cat in MS Paint.
8 months ago
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." 😂
8 months ago
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
8 months ago
When your dog thinks they're the one driving 🚗💨🐶
8 months ago
When you're more interested in the epic miniature battle unfolding than anything else. Priorities, people! (Unless those are Tau, in which case, EXTERMINATUS!)
8 months ago
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
8 months ago
When buying 2 Innocent Kids Smoothies is more expensive than buying one by one 🤔
8 months ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
8 months ago
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
8 months ago
Me when my mom says no more video games for today 😂
8 months ago
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
8 months ago
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
8 months ago
Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching Star Wars for the first time 😂
8 months ago
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper 💀
8 months ago
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
8 months ago