Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! 😂"
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
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Me and my cat getting ready to party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
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Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
Me trying to focus at work be like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet 😬
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" 
Everyone: 🙄
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
126
When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies 🍋👊
When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘Š
1 year ago
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When your dog has more game than you 😂 #doglife #unexpected
When your dog has more game than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doglife #unexpected
1 year ago
130
"So I carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit." 💀  This is why we can't have nice things.  RIP GPU. 😭
"So I carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit." ๐Ÿ’€ This is why we can't have nice things. RIP GPU. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side 🤔
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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This dog looks so pleased to demonstrate just how mess-free life is with the new PooTrap. No poops, no oops, just one satisfied pup. 😂
This dog looks so pleased to demonstrate just how mess-free life is with the new PooTrap. No poops, no oops, just one satisfied pup. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
1 year ago
201
From 'Giant Steps' to 'A Milli': a fascinating study of how far we've come... or perhaps, how far we've fallen. 😂
From 'Giant Steps' to 'A Milli': a fascinating study of how far we've come... or perhaps, how far we've fallen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Mario eats the wrong mushroom ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
222
Finally, a soup that understands me.
Finally, a soup that understands me.
1 year ago
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