When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. 😬
5 months ago
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. 😈
5 months ago
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
5 months ago
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. 🥲
5 months ago
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
5 months ago
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. 💀
5 months ago
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
5 months ago
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
5 months ago
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
5 months ago
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
5 months ago
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
5 months ago
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
5 months ago
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
5 months ago
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
5 months ago
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
5 months ago