Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA 👁👄👁
Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
193
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next 😂
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
1 year ago
111
Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom.  🤣
Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
168
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
187
When you want everyone to know 🚗💨😂
When you want everyone to know ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
211
God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
203
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 😂
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
196
Two heads are better than one.🤔
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
226
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
130
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
1 year ago
203
Me trying to squeeze past people on public transport after Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215