When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
285
God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
263
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 😂
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
255
Two heads are better than one.🤔
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
305
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
187
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
1 year ago
280
Me trying to squeeze past people on public transport after Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
273
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
1 year ago
281
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
301
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
340
Watching movies backwards is a whole new level of entertainment ๐Ÿ˜‚ Jaws becomes a beach-opening ceremony, Rambo a magical healer, and Lord of the Rings a relaxing hike. Who needs plot when you have pure cinematic chaos? #Movies #Backwards #Funny
1 year ago
171
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
168
Meme
1 year ago
116
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
1 year ago
150