When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
2 months ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
2 months ago
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
2 months ago
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? 😂
2 months ago
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency 😂)
2 months ago
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style 😏
2 months ago
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you 😂
2 months ago
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. 🐸💻🌌
2 months ago
Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift 😂
2 months ago
When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer 😂
2 months ago
Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. 😔
2 months ago
Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities 😂 #magic #illusion #disappear
2 months ago
When you accidentally share something you shouldn’t have 😂
2 months ago
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
2 months ago
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
2 months ago