New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
2 months ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
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Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
2 months ago
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
2 months ago
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
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When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
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When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐Ÿ˜‚)
2 months ago
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
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Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you ๐Ÿ˜‚
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