The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! 🦁
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! ๐Ÿฆ
6 months ago
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Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
6 months ago
89
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
6 months ago
95
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
77
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐Ÿค
6 months ago
62
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
80
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
80
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
86
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
62
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
6 months ago
73
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
58
How to start a civil war in the gaming community with just one word. 📱💥
How to start a civil war in the gaming community with just one word. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
104
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. ๐Ÿ˜
6 months ago
78
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
88
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. 💀
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
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