When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
2 months ago
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
2 months ago
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job. โ˜”๏ธ
2 months ago
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
2 months ago
POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is ๐Ÿฑ
2 months ago
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
2 months ago
Scooby Doo's philosophy is truly inspiring, especially when you are running away from problems๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โ˜ข๏ธ
2 months ago
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago