When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" ๐Ÿคก
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Ellie is a dad ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
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Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
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Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: You're a bear realizing you've climbed the wrong kind of tree.๐Ÿปโšก๏ธ #BearMistake #WrongTree
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He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize youโ€™ve been catfishedโ€ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
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Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐Ÿ˜‚
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