Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. ๐Ÿค” Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
1 year ago
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Me when my mom says no more video games for today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
1 year ago
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When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching Star Wars for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper 💀
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
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Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
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When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต
1 year ago
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When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
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When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus 😂 #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
1 year ago
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When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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