Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" 
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." 
Mario: *falls in pit* 
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
1 year ago
323
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian.  It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
331
Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
344
When you and your pet see the food coming 😂
When you and your pet see the food coming ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
Chris? Nah, I'm busy dominating the leaderboards and increasing my K/D. The sun can wait. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
355
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' 🤷‍♂️
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
241
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood 💀
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
239
When the clearance price is higher than the original price 😂. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.😈
When the clearance price is higher than the original price ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
354
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
369
When you underestimate your opponent and they turn out to be a tiny apex predator 😂😼
When you underestimate your opponent and they turn out to be a tiny apex predator ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
210
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
332
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) 😂
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
When you're trying to sleep in but your roommate's already up playing Mario Kart ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
354
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look 😬
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
353