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She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
1 month ago
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
1 month ago
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
1 month ago
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
1 month ago
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
1 month ago
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
1 month ago
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
1 month ago
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. 🚗👀
1 month ago
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
1 month ago
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
1 month ago
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. 🤯 He's not wrong though.
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