When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐Ÿ‘–
5 months ago
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
5 months ago
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
5 months ago
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
5 months ago
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
5 months ago
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Talk about being stuck in the middle! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
5 months ago
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
5 months ago