Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿค˜
6 months ago
22
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
46
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
27
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
43
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. ๐Ÿฆˆ
6 months ago
31
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
26
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
32
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
15
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
6 months ago
29
When you have big dreams but your dad had... other plans 🐐
When you have big dreams but your dad had... other plans ๐Ÿ
6 months ago
30
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? โ™Ÿ๏ธ
6 months ago
35
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
29
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. 🙄
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. ๐Ÿ™„
6 months ago
35
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? 😂
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
27
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐Ÿ˜…
6 months ago
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