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All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉

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I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️

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Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉

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Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂

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When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶

9 months ago

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US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️

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When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!

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Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬

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When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.

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So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️

9 months ago

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My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲

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When you take the 'Start Me Up' sign a little too literally. 🚗💨

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They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂

9 months ago

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My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯

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The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. 🐻⛷️

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