When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
9 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
9 days ago
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
9 days ago
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time 💨🌎😂
9 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
9 days ago
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
9 days ago
When you let circuits decide their own identities 😂🔥
9 days ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
9 days ago
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart 😂
9 days ago
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds 💥🧠
9 days ago
When you and your friends decide to recreate the iconic Titanic scene, but on a smaller budget. 😂
9 days ago
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
9 days ago
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.🤦🤦
9 days ago
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment 💖🔫
9 days ago
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards 😋
9 days ago