When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
373
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
9 months ago
340
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
9 months ago
424
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
9 months ago
416
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. 🤖
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. ๐Ÿค–
9 months ago
336
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
9 months ago
237
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
411
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
9 months ago
388
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
9 months ago
401
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
9 months ago
353
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
499
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
309
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. 🚗👀
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘€
9 months ago
307
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
9 months ago
422
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
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