When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
8 days ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
8 days ago
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 days ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
8 days ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
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When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
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When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
8 days ago