The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
159
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
9 months ago
195
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. 🤣
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
234
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“œ
9 months ago
266
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
256
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
9 months ago
179
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
9 months ago
149
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
9 months ago
238
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
229
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. ๐ŸŽค
9 months ago
286
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
9 months ago
289
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. ๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
253
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. โœ๏ธ
9 months ago
252
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. ๐Ÿš€
9 months ago
237
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
267